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Friday, September 21, 2007

Hello folks.
Retarded zhijun is blogging again. (:

I'm basically here to voice my opinions regarding everything, also known as complain.

Complaining is the brainless-est thing to do in times of unhappiness. But what to do?

Although I'm kinda glad I "upgraded" my row from the third to the fourth, its not easy to adapt to a new seat (even though I only shifted a row back) especially in times of stressfulness.

Its hard to adapt to a darker place, differently ~~vandalised~~ marked table, different air, not enough wind, so near the door. Imagine people who moved across the whole room!

Sighhhhhhhhh.

Treating us like ~~shyt~~ sheep again. After the exams, I'm going to post the list of brainless things the school did that I compiled for the year. Well, I only started compiling at the start of term 4, so it might not be complete.

But now, just JIAYOU and mug veryyyyy hard, and prove to the baskets that WE, the NONSHEEP are SMARTER than you FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRTS!

GAMBATEH! (:

p/s: can we make a class jacket/jersey/tee/cap/whatever? please?

11:23 PM

Hellos!

HiYA! its the EXAMS! =(((( Time to MUGGGGGG!!!!

And Mrs Shum changed our positions againnnnn. SIAN. Change here change there... Dizzy le. blah.

I may change the blog skin to something else. Don't like/want tell me kay?

ANd Todae was so STUPIDDDD. STupid damned bloody f***ing CIP and leadership opportunity. I didnt really swear rite? =)))) Dont come after me with pitch forks... =((((

And good luck for exams people! and spam tiffany's blog. lol. =))))

I WanT a KIll mR lIm cAmPAigN!!! aNd mRS sHuM tOo i gUeSS. =))))

Byebye!

I'm not going to put my name down here, but i'm sure you know who it is by the number of smileys. =)))) Its our secret ok? =)))))

P.S. If you don wanna change teh blogskin/don like it, post on the tagboard. I may not see it until a few days later, but I will SEE IT SOMEHOW!!! yea. haha. =))) then you can give feedback. If I screw up the blogskin i'm really sorry cuz I use xanga not blogger. Yea. =)))

12:42 AM

Friday, September 7, 2007

MISSlameZHIJUNisBACKtoPOST! XD

Heya. ZHIJUN:D here. Here's another one of my blog posts. Sigh, I'm just too lazy to rewrite something here, but I'm also too bored to not post anything. So here goes.

(NOTE: some parts have been altered to make it more objective)

One of Jay Chou's best songs. The PERFECT song for his movie Secret.

GO AND WATCH SECRET ON CRUNCHYROLL.COM NOW! :D

☆不能说的秘密☆

冷咖啡离开了杯垫
我忍住的情绪在很后面

拼命想挽回的从前
在我脸上依旧清晰可见

最美的不是下雨天
是曾与你躲过雨的屋檐 oh

回忆的画面
在荡着秋千梦开始不甜

你说把爱渐渐放下会走更远
又何必去改变你错过的时间
你用你的指尖阻止我说再见
想像你在身边才完全失去之前

你说把爱渐渐放下会走更远
或许命运的签只让我们遇见
只让我们相恋这一季的秋天
飘落后才发现这幸福的碎片
要我怎么捡

Sigh, isn't school just so boring? Can someone like Karl Marx or Old Major just DREAM of a good rebellion song and tell us the IDEAS that he/she dreamt of and don't die after that?

Then we can develop the idea into Goodlifism and kick out the -censored (you know whos)- of SMSS and MAKE IT OUR OWN! Muahaha. And we will rename the school as Good Life.

I VOLUNTEER TO BE NAPOLEON! And I promise there won't be fierce dogs or rude sheep bleating. And I promise that there won't be Snowball, or any windmill projects. I PROMISE!

Wahaha lame. I'd do up the seven commandments if I'm that bored of doing homework.
Actually I am already, so...

THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF GOODLIFISM
1. Whoever wears polka-dots is an enemy.
2. Whoever is a part of Good Life, and is not a teacher, is a Comrade.
3. Thou shall not be unreasonable.
4. Thou shall not discriminate/punish a Comrade for any reason.
5. Thou shall protest when more than 2 tests are set for a week.
6. Thou shall not wear clothes that have polka-dots.
7. All Comrades are Equal.

AND all comrades shall live by these unalterable commandments forever and ever and ever... and since none of us are sheep, no Napoleon shall dictate us, and we don't need a motto. Unless you want to write one.

LOL I'm being like SUPER DUPER lame here but I'm really that bored of doing homework. CAN SOMEONE JUST START A SPONTANEOUS REBELLION?

JKJK. Start one if you can, but if you can't, you can switch on your sense of humour. If you ain't got one, ~~screw you~~. (:

7:14 AM

Hellos!

Feeling very lame today... And there's nothing to post about, so I'll talk about the WEATHER!

I did a project once on clouds before... I still can remember ok! so i'll spout off about clouds. Tune out if you're bored.

Stratus Clouds

The word stratus comes from the Latin word that means "to spread out." Stratus clouds are horizontal, layered clouds that stretch out across the sky like a blanket. Sometimes a layer of warm, moist air passes over a layer of cool air. Stratus clouds often form at the boundary where these layers meet. Where two such layers of air meet, the warm air is cooled. If the warm air is cooled below its dew point, the excess water vapor condenses to form a blanket - like layer of stratus clouds. If the layers of air are very large, the stratus clouds may extend for many kilometers across the sky.

Cumulus Clouds

The word cumulus comes from the Latin word for a heap or a pile. Cumulus clouds are puffy in appearance. They look like large cotton balls. Cumulus clouds usually form when warm, moist air is forced upward. As this air rises, it is cooled. If it is cooled below its dew - point temperature, condensation will occur. The size of a cumulus cloud depends on the force of the upward movement of air and the amount of moisture in the air. The largest cumulus clouds are caused by very strong upward movements of warm, moist air. The clouds that produce heavy thunderstorms in summer are a form of cumulus clouds called cumulonimbus. Cumulonimbus clouds may extend upward for hundreds of meters.

Cirrus Clouds
Cirrus clouds are a third general type of cloud. The word cirrus comes from the Latin word for a tuft or curl of hair. Cirrus clouds are very wispy and feathery looking. They form only at high altitudes, about 7 km above the earth's surface. Cirrus clouds are composed of ice crystals and are so thin that sunlight can pass right through them.

Ok, enough of educating you on clouds, the real problem is...

DADUMDADUMDADUM....

Should I eat my chocolate now or not?

Olivia

P.S. What a waste of space... But stratus clouds are seriously beautiful! One day, look up in the sky and start rambling about clouds in the middle of a conversation and bewilder, mystify and impress your gullible friends about the fantastic clouds in the endless azure sky. hehe.

P.P.S. But really, make up some facts and they won't be able to tell. Just don't say stuff like "The adknasdknsa clouds turn a kind of orangey purple on the twentyfifth day of the seventh month." Cause this kinda thing will just set you up for a fall (as a laughingstock). =D

5:22 AM

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

ehlow ppl!

ZHIJUN IS BACK TO POST!

Lame, but yah.

Here's a reminder of what homework there is (at least, those that I rmb):

1. Science advertisement (refer to earlier posts for the zapped worksheet)
2. Home econs CW (note: vali importan!)
3. Math congruency worksheet (damn easy, you can take 2 minutes to do this)
4. Science BMA (5 mindmaps)
5. EL BMA (Reader's Digest)
6. IH BMA (dunno what to do)

HCL ppl, do one gonghan, one zuowen and you might wanna do the 2 worksheets (one is zonghetiankong+mcqcompre, another is zonghetiankong+openendedcompre).

The gonghan&zuowen is the teeny weeny piece of paper laoshi gave.

Rmb, the BMAs are optional so do them if you have the time, or whatever.

>>random: Mrs Rao's medal can be better refined:
Thou by any other name will smell as sweet. From your Boxers. >>

Brought to you by Zhijun from Hotdogs school of crappery.

10:14 PM

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

quiz

I'm just being lame and random and all, but this is one of the posts from my blog. If you wanna do this quiz you can, just copy the letters that spell your name together with the description, minus the bolded text (cos they're my opinions, you twit.)

Does your Name fit You?
Mine does! Well at least some of it.

Y: Loved by everybody
[ah, of course of course. *waves at flashing cameras*]
A: Drop dead gorgeous
[again, another well known fact. *dodges flying rotten egg*]
P: Popular with all types of people
[oh, ask them. XD]

Z: Lives life for fun
[unfortunately some people don't allow me to. i would if i could.]
H: Easy to fall in love with
[again, I don't know.]
I: love to laugh
[whaddaya noe?]

J: Easy to have fun with
[ahaha, if you like laughing and can make me laugh!]
U: Gets blamed for everything
[i can be quite soft at times]
N: Good boyfiee / girlfiee
[don't know. should be, since i'm "oh so lovable" *dodges another flying egg*]

See if your name fits you:

A: Drop dead gorgeous
[this is me! (not)]
B: Loves to make people laugh
[mostly yes if i'm in a good mood]
C: Really easy to fall in love with
[i don't flirt... at least not intentionally]
D: Is a great dancer
[in audi! YES OF COURSE. perf chain x15 was my record in stiffy!]
E: Beautiful eyes
[i would love my eyes if not for the eyebags and dark circles ):]
F: People wild and crazy adore you
[not sure]
G: Dont let people tell you what to do
[oh yes sometimes I'm stubborn]
H: Easy to fall in love with
[waitaminute, isn't it something like letter B?]
I: love to laugh
[usually. THIS IS ME!!!]
J: Easy to have fun with
[usually. THIS IS ME!!!!]
K: Really silly
[oh yes, if im in a good mood. THIS IS ME!!!]
L: Very romantic person
[no chance to try. XD]
M: Makes dating fun
[refer to letter L]
N: Good boyfiee / girlfiee
[refer to letter M]
O: Really easy to fall in love with
[refer to letter B!]
P: Popular with all types of people
[lol. i don't wanna dodge anymore eggs]
Q: A hypocrite
[not me!!! at least most of the time when im with nice people]
R: Can kick your butt
[yeah, you bet]
S: Lives life for fun
[THIS IS ME!!! mostly.]
T: Great Friend
[THIS IS ME!!! if you think so, that is.]
U: Gets blamed for everything
[sometimes.]
V: Not judgmental
[sometimes. but then again, not everyone's like Jesus/God/super duper nice]
W: Very broad minded
[if people don't stop limiting me, this is not me]
X: Never let people tell you what to do
[somewhat untrue. refer to letter G]
Y: Loved by everybody
[ahaha, this is me! *rotten egg splats on face* OEI. your mother got teach you manners anot?]
Z: Lives life for fun
[aha. THIS IS ME!!! usually.]

wahaha. this is so lame. XD

7:22 AM

Saturday, September 1, 2007

1 September 2007

Bored, and am doing the RD BMA, so I'll post some jokes here!

All credit goes to Reader's Digest.

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Heard aboard a bus: "When you exit, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

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For those of us sick and tired of the dieting craze, this sign at a Dairy Queen pretty much sums up our feelings: "Atkins Schmatkins. You know you want some."

P.S. Dairy Queen is a chocolate brand and Atkins is a kind of superstrict diet. Nuff said.

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A primary schol class was asked to tell a story with a moral. Kathy went first. "Once, we were driving a basket of hen eggs to market and we hit a big bump in the road. The eggs broke. The moral is don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Tammy went next. "Once, we had a dozen chicken eggs, but when they hatched we got only ten chicks. The moral is don't count your chickens before they are hatched."

Then it was Johnny's turn. "When my Aunt Karen was in Desert Storm, her plane was hit. She bailed out over enemy territory with only a bottle of whiskey and a machine gun.

"She drank the liquor on the way down so it wouldn't break and landed in teh middle of 100 enemy soldiers. She killed 70 with a machine gun and when she ran out of bullets, she killed the rest with her bare hands."

"What is the moral of that terrible story?" the teacher asked, horrified.

"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."

A/N: One word. LOL!

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A man is recovering from minor surgery when his nurse came to check on him.

"How are you feeling?" She asks.

"I'm OK,"he says, "but i didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during the surgery."

"What did he say?" The nurse asks.

"Oops."

A/N: eh. hehe.

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After pulling over a speeding car, a police officer asks the driver, "Can you tell me why you were doing 140km/h, sir?"

"I think your speed radar is broken," says the driver. "I had my car in cruise control at 100 km/h."

"Now don't be silly dear," says the driver's wife. "You know we don't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, teh man growls at his wife, "Can you keep quiet for once?"

The woman smiles and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer write out another ticket for an illegal radar detector, the man says to his wife, "For God's sake, will you button it?"

The officer frowns and says, "I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir."

"I was,"says the driver. "I took it off when you pulled me over."

"Now dear, you know very well you never wear your seat belt," says his wife. As the officer writes out a third ticket, the man shouts, "For the last time, shut up you silly woman!"

"Does your husband always talk to you like this?" The policeman asks.

"Oh no," she says. "Only when he's been drinking."

A/N: AHAHAHAHA. Talk about driving your own grave... eitehr the wife is idiotic or she's delibrately baiting her husband. I prefer to think the latter. Cool woman. hehe.

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ok, i gtg dinner. Cya ppl!

1:08 AM